If religions came out with breakfast cereals, what would they be like?
Christ-i-o's. A wholesome cereal made with whole grains, all essential vitamins and minerals, and the body and blood of our savior. It's a communion in every bite!
Joo Loops. Bagel shaped cereal with a touch of cream cheese flavor. Perfect for every good little Jewish boy and gir... what??!!! $3.99 for this little tiny box?! Oy gevult...
Scientology Flakes. Sorry, we can't tell you what it's like until you eat it. $14,380 a box.